This is Hank.
He's our manager.
Anyone who wants to join the band, just email me for an application form. (I'll also need a pint of your blood.)
The Mute Eunuchs are currently on tour of the Casino Circuit. I should clarify: we tour wherever the gambling's good, and mainly then book shows in nearby VFW's, nursing homes, and Bar mitzvahs. Look for us in your neighborhood soon. (We drive a pink Winnebago with Christmas lights on the sides; if you're uncertain whether it's our pink illuminated Winnebago or not, look for the bumper stickers "I BREAK FOR ROADKILL" and "HONK IF YOU'RE A THREE-FOOT-TALL CANNIBAL."